I have a line of people waiting and no other co-workers available to help.
Creepy silent man’s total is $36.02.
He sets 3 dirty rolls of quarters on the counter. (Quarter rolls are $10 each)
I wait a moment hoping that it’s a joke. Then I realize creepy silent man is completely serious. I politely warn him that he’ll need $6.02 more.
He looks confused. A friend of his comes over and asks if he has enough money then walks away for no reason before creepy silent man can answer.
C.S.Man reaches into his pockets and puts a pile of loose quarters down. Along with some hair and delightful pocket lint.
Awesome. I can’t wait to touch your dead skin cells and what I’m guessing is belly button lint from one of your pre-teen murder victims.
So I break open the rolls and start counting as I hear a chorus of signs from the line. Turns out there’s are only $8 in each roll so I need 6 more dollars.
I let him know and he doesn’t even acknowledge what I said. I’m guessing it’s because he knew very well that there wasn’t $10 in those rolls.
So he grabs ANOTHER god damn pile of quarters and I count out the rest.
"Still need 2 cents…"
He pulls a change thing out to get the 2 cents and I see something in his pocket…
A $20 Bill.
And a $10 Bill.